Doran: Royce, could you please sing one of those low notes again?Royce: (in low, muffled tones) Doran, I'd be happy to. Raaarrgggghhhhh...
Doran: Royce, please teach me how to do that. Please!
Royce: Well, boy, when you grow up, you come and see Big Daddy, you hear?
The size of our crowds sometimes overwhelm us. During these type of concerts, Royce sends one of us out there to make it look like a full house.
No, I don't understand this picture, either. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Dan.
Doran will often select a privileged member from the audience to come up and watch him do his thing on stage. He makes them stand off to the side, so the attention is still primarily on him.
Dan is being considered for a starring role in an upcoming Marvel Comics movie called, fittingly, Male Quartet Superheroes: or the Fantastic Four. The rest of us didn't make the cut. Word on the street is that the other co-stars would be Elvis, Bill Gaither, and Jack Hooker. Incredible lineup!
Dan begins everyday with a 64 oz. cup of coffee. He then moves on to a second cup within the hour. Here he finalizes concert details with a pastor. It's amazing to see him work!
Gary Woodruff's daughter Jessica shares a smoothie with Dan. Actually, she was posing for a picture and Dan took advantage to steal a sip.
Royce with Sarah, another of Gary's daughters. His oldest girl, Emily, wasn't able to be with us that night.
Royce self-consciously smiles as Dan fills in Gary about his penchant for driving over 100 mph.
Royce watches in awe as Doran does his thing. Royce was the lucky audience member picked by Doran to stand off to the side and observe.
Sarah, Dan, and Jessica. Great kids, all of them!
Nobody wanted to pose with me, so after much searching I came up with this lady. She didn't say much, just stood there.
Royce kept on trying to tell her that he was her biggest fan. Once again, not much response.
4 comments:
i like the pictures. the only problem is there needs to be more comment making clicky buttons becuz i have so many things to say about certain pictures but don't have a comment making clicky button, so i can't really say anything about a particular picture. (this was definitly not a run-on sentence!) do you dig what i'm saying?!
I would like a detailed report, not more than 500 words, on the pictures you wish to make fun of by next Monday.
This will be considered a test grade.
yes sir!
enjoy.
More Pictures
Picture #1: I have nothing to say about this.
Picture #2: what is Royce doing in this picture? It looks like he’s either a.)sucking his thumb, 2.)picking his nose, or c.) pondering with his hand at the cleft of his chin.
Picture #3: dan is probably slapping his bum in this picture due to all the caffeine from the coffee he’s been taking in.
Picture #4: I have nothing to say about this either.
Picture #5: it looks like he’s doing the disco. If you were a superhero in his Male Quartet Superheros, then you would defend man-kind from evil villains by blinding them with your head. Jk.
Picture #6: anything is possible with coffee.
Picture #7: I hope dan didn’t backwash in the poor girl’s drink.
Picture #8: Royce is very photogenic.
Picture #9: um……I’ve got nothing.
Pictures #10-11: um…..i dunno’.
Picture #12: put that arm down keith!!! No wonder nobody wanted to pose with you! I’ve got 2 words for you buddy: Personal Hygiene!
Picture #13: there you go again with your arm up! The way royce’s hand is over his forehead makes it appear that he’s going to faint! Jk.
*this was turned in before the due date, so I think I should get extra credit, perhaps in the form of a free cd. Just a thought.
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