Tuesday, June 03, 2008

Be Like Chuck

I normally don't post corny sites I come across, but this one just had to be shared: Chuck Norris Facts.

Here are a few of my favorites:
  • Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
  • Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
  • Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
  • Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
  • There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
  • Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
  • Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
  • Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Liberty and Greater Vision

Greater Vision joins Liberty on "City Comin' Down". Thanks again, Ellen.

Liberty at Fresno

Thank you Ellen for uploading these clips to YouTube. Royce sings "I Thirst".

Les of Liberty

OK, this is hilarious. Les Beasley joins Liberty on "Jericho Road". For some reason, Les's mic was cranked up hotter than anyone. Very interesting.