Here are a few of my favorites:
- Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
- Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
- Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
- There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
- Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
- Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
- Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
3 comments:
Yes, this is pretty corny, but hilarious!
Royce's Aunt Neva
HAHAHA -- It did make me laugh!! I happen to like the guy - even read his biography.
I had to say I was kind of disappointed when I saw that Norris was going to speak at my graduation at Liberty, but everyone I told thought it was the coolest thing ever! I guess I missed something somewhere! Anyway, he did a fair job, considering it was his first commencement speech...liked your post.
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