Bracketologist Despair

My brackets are so screwed up. There's a reason they call it March Madness. I decided to go out on a limb this year and pick several upsets. Of course, this is the one year that all the top seeds win. Everytime I zig, the games zag. I am resigned to a lifetime of bracket disappointment. You know it's bad when you find yourself behind Jon and Doran in the standings. Sheesh!